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Why Illustrators Are Broke
I didn't really know anyone who illustrated as a job growing up.Pre-internet, illustrators were repped by agencies who'd shop their work. If you got hot, you were fine. Most weren't.Contemporary...
Why Illustrators Are Broke
I didn't really know anyone who illustrated as a job growing up.Pre-internet, illustrators were repped by agencies who'd shop their work. If you got hot, you were fine. Most weren't.Contemporary...
I Am Constantly Trolling Designers
Designers are a group of self-serious nerds who think design is as hard as science and as sophisticated as 30-year-old scotch. So I've taken on the important job of satirizing...
I Am Constantly Trolling Designers
Designers are a group of self-serious nerds who think design is as hard as science and as sophisticated as 30-year-old scotch. So I've taken on the important job of satirizing...
Design Is Not a Dunk Contest
In 2014, I left a secure job at Nike to pursue freelancing.One of my first clients was a new lowrider brand selling graphic tees. I'm a half-Hispanic dude from Florida—I...
Design Is Not a Dunk Contest
In 2014, I left a secure job at Nike to pursue freelancing.One of my first clients was a new lowrider brand selling graphic tees. I'm a half-Hispanic dude from Florida—I...
How to Get Hired as a Creative
Some advice for getting hired. When I'm not running Chomp, I do illustration and design for various brands. Last year I worked for IHOP, Uber, and Porsche.Lately, I've met a...
How to Get Hired as a Creative
Some advice for getting hired. When I'm not running Chomp, I do illustration and design for various brands. Last year I worked for IHOP, Uber, and Porsche.Lately, I've met a...
What Happened to Hypebeasts?
Context: A hypebeast is someone who will camp overnight for sneakers they're afraid to crease.I worked at Nike during the apex of hypebeast culture. From 2009–2014, I was designing headwear,...
What Happened to Hypebeasts?
Context: A hypebeast is someone who will camp overnight for sneakers they're afraid to crease.I worked at Nike during the apex of hypebeast culture. From 2009–2014, I was designing headwear,...
Fakes, Frauds, and Phonies
Expect to be stolen from.I can't say I've always been the most upstanding man. Lord knows I have my flaws. I cuss, drink, and talk trash. I've been in a...
Fakes, Frauds, and Phonies
Expect to be stolen from.I can't say I've always been the most upstanding man. Lord knows I have my flaws. I cuss, drink, and talk trash. I've been in a...